Please be advised of
the following conditions. 1. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
2. Store in a warm, moist place.
3. Night deposits will be credited the following day.
4. Make a deposit, then lose interest.
This isn't a
piggy bank for the little kids unless you want to make a speech
about the birds and the bees a little prematurely. The Sperm
Coin Bank will collect all your reserves until you need to pour
then out, wrap 'em up and take them to the bank. And no matter
where you put it, the Sperm Coin Bank always draws attention to
itself. How can he not? He's got a pretty cute face.
Put your
coins in a different kind of bank for only $14.95!!
