Sock Monkey Wine Bottle Cover

You just know that after King Kong hooked up with Fay Wray, she would eventually drag him to a dinner party at her friend’s house. (Man or monkey, every woman will do this to you eventually.) Well, now that big ape can arrive in style at the soiree with a big bottle of wine kept ice cold in The Wine Monkey™ sock monkey wine bottle cover. Everyone who sees this will go absolutely bananas. We promise. Because you would have to be a red butted baboon to not want one of these.

Man may have evolved from the apes, but we haven’t evolved so far as to not find this a truly funny wine accessory. Whether you have a bottle of red, white or even CHIMP-agne, this is without a doubt so neat, you will want two. (And then you could wear them like sock monkey socks.) Made from All-American red-heeled socks (Like a real sock monkey, of course) this is one of the top selling joke bar gifts in the world. I mean, c’mon. Just look at those cute little button eyes and that drunken smile. Charles Darwin couldn’t resist this guy. Not to mention there are actually sock monkey collectors out there would just love getting this as a gift. So, grab a vine and swing into the party with The Wine Monkey™. It has ap-peel.