Borrow My Pen?
Pens for a Twisted Mind

Got ya!

What's so special about the Borrow My Pen Set? To the naked eye, these pens look like your run of the mill give-away pens from your bank but these have a purpose. 

Do you hate it when your friends, family and coworkers deny stealing your pen, well now you can catch them in the act.  Each of these assorted 8 pens has the look of a normal, average pen but the printing on each is ridiculously embarrassing.

There are 4 lines on each pen, only two are shown.  The top pen says:

Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
From Perv to Perfect in as little as 10 days
Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
www.cold-shower.com

This sub-versive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand ‘em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss…when you say “Borrow My Pen?” you’ll ALWAYS make an impression.   The Borrow My Pens contain black ink.

Catch the Pen Thief in the act!! Only $6.50 a set!!