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New York Times Bestseller
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively
drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge
every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots
and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable,
and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do
contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my
adventures with the world. —from the Introduction
Actual reader feedback:
“I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate
yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think
anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that
exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a
legitimate thing to offer?”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your
wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it
means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is
another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself
and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your
stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of
action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker
Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it.”
“I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world
like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul
creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No
just God would allow someone like you to exist.”
“I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just
finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I
almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people.
You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to
boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.”
“You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If
you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more.”
Tucker Max received his B.A. from the University of
Chicago, where he graduated in 1998. He attended Duke Law School
on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a J.D. in
2001 (despite the fact that he neglected to buy any of his
textbooks for his final two years and spent part of one
semester—while still enrolled in classes—living in Cancun).
Tucker is purportedly the reason Duke dropped from 7 to 11 in
the USN&WR rankings during his tenure. He currently lives in
Chicago, and when he isn't drinking or fornicating, he writes
for his website.
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