Over The Hill Birthday Sucks Lollipops

If you know someone with the big 40 or the even worse bigger 50 birthday coming up and they think it sucks, get them the Over The Hill Birthday Sucks Lollipop. These over-sized suckers are just the thing for an occasion that sucks. Check out this cute little poem that comes on the lollipop:

This Birthday Sucker will ease the way
So, your birthday's not a distasteful day.
Pop in your mouth and treat your sweet tooth
To try to forget - you've lost your youth!

Each Over The Hill Birthday Sucks Sucker is approximately 9.5" tall with the head measuring over 3" wide.  There is a space on the packaging to write the Sucker's name as well so you didn't need to get a card.